Mek You Wet (JA, 1996)

To paraphrase Bart Simpson, I didn't think that it was possible for something to both suck and blow at the same time.  It takes no more than one listen (and it should really take just a peek at the cover) to know that this album is devoid of any sort of merit.  Uninspired, generic dancehall and hip-hop rhythms and vocals are par for this course, with only "Me, Myself & I"'s catchy chorus being worth anything.   Looking at Galaxy P's juicy fish face on the cover, you should be able to guess how stinky this album is (and no, it didn't "mek me wet").